Kid#2 is in college …. and has finally become a man
His Yahoo chat used to be “I am an unopened package”
Now it is “Yoohoo I am a man now”
Well, hoping to dig some dirt and graphic details for some explanation I rang up Kid#1
Me : What is Kid#2 up to? Saw his chat ID, its changed
Kid#1 : Mom let him be! He is announcing it around????!!! Duffer!
Me : (holding my breath in anticipation) Explain
Kid#1 : Stay out!
Stymied ( always wanted to use that word!) I ring up DIL
She says : Yeah I saw it too, and Kid#1 rang me up. I have no clue ….
But she sounds very amused.
Dammit not only are these kids keeping me in the dark, they even talk in tech braille and I am shut out.
Hmmm I think I will change my status message to “Mom dying of curiosity and tearing her hair”
Not fair I tell ya! I am blogging in annoyed retailiation
If I survive this blog, see ya around
lol!!! hope to see u around for sure
Yeahhhhh!
ha ha ha….
cya around !! lol…
Still around! They havent seen this as yet!
go around in a tshirt with Im a Woman Now…change your messenger status to this. It might iritate your kid into telling you?
Or a Tee saying “I know what you did last weekend?”????
Lol!! to me, it could mean only one thing
Yeah of course!
This might shock or embarrass you but to me it only means one thing! Don’t worry about it too much though, it had to happen!
Doesnt shock or embarass me! I hate being shut out though!
LOL!!
Poor you!
Being kept out of such things is really NOT fair!
So, did you come to know the details?!!
Not yet! So unfair I tell ya!
Omg I hope to see you around too!
rotflol
You are one cool mom!
IF you survive this post that is
I know!
Ha ha. This is sweet!! Hey, Mom, you will definitely survive
lolz Ritzy … let him be girl… and you sure will survive this blog …hahahhaha is it not enough that he finally got what he was wanting …:)
Remember he is your son ..maybe better in the game than you .love him..
Yeah! But I want the details! Sometimes being parent shuts u out and makes them wanna keep all the fun details to themselves. It aint fair
hahahahhaa…ofcourse you’ll survive!
I understand.
Change you status message to : ‘Finalised the daughter I always wanted!’
I am sure he will want to know what you mean. Then you can bargain.
Wow! That’s a brilliant idea
@IHM – Ha ha…
Well… I guess you need to think of a very strong bargaining prospect! And till now, IHM’s comment sounds like the best deal
Yes it is!!!!
status change to- finally someone made me feel like a woman!!!throw in something about http://www.phoenixritu.com/2008/06/12/the-elusive-g-spot/ while u r at it!!
let them nt forget u r older at this game than them!!!
This is a darn good idea too! I am sure glad I blogged about it
Yeah!!!!
Why don’t you do something to make them inquisitive about you and trade information?
I will take up IHMs suggestion, that should work
LOL !!! Do let us know if he does put you out of your misery
Nah! The horror! He struts around innocently, while I am about to go insane
Leave a box of protective jhonnies on his bed with a ribbon on it and a card which says, ‘For the complete man.’
Wow! Advitiya that is just so apt! Thanks girl – will do it
COOL IT girl.
hahaha, YOU can never be kept in the dark.
LOLLL, Am planning to wine and dine him and gift him a pack of jhonnies For the complete man!”