My letter to Femina

Respected Sir/Madam,
This letter is in reference to the very short story that you have published in your issue of May 5, 2011.

The short story in question was written by me and first put on my blog, which is under Creative Commons License. Later, it was given to Mr. Prashant Karhade who published it in an anthology of short stories by contemporary women writers “Ripples” The MOU was drawn by Mr. Prashant Karhade for all the contributing writers, and it was stated clearly in the MOU that the copyrights of the stories rests with the author concerned.

I am writing this letter to you out of sheer disappointment. I was under the impression that a reputed magazine like Femina would at least contact an author and take her permission before publishing her story. The original story was mangled, edited poorly and without my permission and then published.

I am a blogger and you have clearly given my blog link under the story. You could have given me the kind courtesy of at least taking my permission before publishing my story, and not tampered with the original.

When I brought this to your notice, you were kind enough to mail me a personal apology, blaming it on the “oversight” of your feature writer of the page.

I sincerely do not think that this is adequate recompense. You have said repeatedly on Twitter that you are looking into the matter. I wonder how much time you need to reply to my mail as well as take steps to “make up for the error” as you kindly assured me in your email of May 26th 2011.

I look forward to a speedy reply from you.

With regards
Ritu Lalit

The Femina fiasco

We are bloggers, we write because it is our passion. And we pride ourselves in our originality. We are unique and creative and that is our sole reason for blogging. No, scratch that. We also get a rush from the comments, the interaction with the visitors to our blog. I can remember walking on air when I found out that people read the feeds to my blog. How cool is that? I had this huge grin on my face people and my family informs me that I was a huge pain for a while.

I have kept the blog ad free, but I am possessive about my content. I gave a couple of stories off my blog to Prashant Karhade of APK Publishers. One was a very short story titled “My Daughter’s Stricken Eyes Haunt Me”.

The MOU signed by me prior to publishing states clearly in Clause No. 4 that the copyright for this story lies with the writer.

Imagine my shock when I was congratulated by Hrishikesh Bawa on Facebook on my story appearing in Femina, right next to the recipes!

I was in office right then and could not lay my hands on the magazine.

And the story … badly mangled, with lines missing

This is the Femina May 4th issue … here is the cover

Should I feel flattered? Femina is a big name … after all. But no, sad to say but I dont. I keep my blog ad free, I do not profit from my writing. For that I work at a soul less desk job. And here is the fruit of my creativity, published in a magazine, for commerce. Some one else is profiting from it. In short, I’ve been had! Mera chu…ya kat gaya hai. And if Hrishikesh had not messaged me on FB I would not have come to know.

I have learnt from other bloggers that similar things have happened to them. Some of these reputed newspapers etc do not even list them as the source.

What do you say, bloggers? Are we so helpless, so unworthy that we don’t deserve the courtesy of a small email or a comment in our comment section? Are we so weak that we can be walked over?

Reactions of bloggers

Femina sinks to a new low

Where Femina Steals

Strongly support Ritu’s position

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The face of my book

I have a bowl at home, a pretty glass bowl, which is filled with glass butterflies.  So when I am sitting at home watching television, I normally have it in my lap and run my hands through it.  I like the clanging noise it makes.  My undutiful offsprings beg to differ.  It annoys them.

So, mostly tongue and cheek, I named my novel “A Bowlful of Butterflies”

I dreamt of this as a cover.

Yeah, yeah.  It is not original and probably has a whole lot of copyright issues.  But I thought it looked classy and dignified.  That is me, I borrow class and dignity you see.  My impetuosity does not grant me much of it in my person.

My huge fear was that the cover would be pink or blue and scream out on the shelves of book shops “This is by women, about women and for women”

That would scare any male buyer of the book, and that is 50% of the population.  Horrors

So we went through a gamut of covers.  Writing the book was easier I must say.  A word of appreciation for my editor, she is so patient.  Shikha, Lady RESPECT!  You’re a saint.

And then we hit upon this one, which I loved

I loved the green, loved the mystery that this cover seemed to convey.

But sadly it was not to be …

As my DIL points out, it has too much detail, it may turn out cluttered.  Well, she is an interior designer and has impeccable eye for detail.

So this is the final face of my book

You like???

 

Kanishka Gupta’s History of Hate

I am a voracious reader … I read probably 6 to 8 books a month.  So, naturally, not many leave an imprint on my mind.  I normally pick up Chicklit, Fantasy, Supernatural, Thriller and Sci Fi (yeah I am big on Sci Fi!).  Of late very few books were impressing me.

Buy HISTORY OF HATE

So History of Hate was not something I would have picked up.  But am I glad I did!  This book is original.  First of all, this genre of psycho-thriller is not attempted by Indian authors in English.

The book is dark, the kind of dark that makes you want to stand out in the mid day sun to warm yourself.  The characters are well etched.  The underlying thought : I dont care if I am unhappy, it bothers me that others are happy, is actually quite real.  Two desperately unhappy people, Ash and Sonny are drawn together because they share this philosophy of life.  So they go ahead trying to make their neighborhood unhappy, causing as much damage as they can, until they meet their comeuppance.

I picked up the book at 11 in the night and read it in one sitting.  In fact, it kept me awake pondering.  It is possible – there are folk who go around spreading happiness and positivity because they see the world as a beautiful place.  By the same coin, there surely are folk who want to spread negativity because that is what they have experienced, what they know.

My compliments to the writer (the book is longlisted for the Man Asian Literary Prize 2009), dude, you made Sonny and Ash come alive for me.  And you kept me awake at night.  Very few books keep me awake after I’ve done reading them.  Its a difficult genre to write in, and you did it wonderfully.

A small quibble though – why is the book in present continuous tense?  I know, I know its minor but as a Literature graduate, I found that disconcerting.

Its priced at a reasonable Rs.195/-, which is total paisa vasool for people who like to read.

Just Like That

Did you know that styes can be cured by drinking dandelion tea?

Funny, all Ithought dandelions were used for was to blow them into other kids faces to piss them off!

Or that there is a place in Sydney called Madonna’s Bra?

You got to hand it to the Aussies.  Anything and everything has to be brashly done – naming places, racist attacts etc.

Moreover, I also know the rates of property in Merida Yucatan and Stilbaai, Cape Town

No, I am not preparing for any upcoming Kaun Banega Karorepati!  This is just some of the stuff I have learnt while freelancing.

Yup, I bit into the freelancing world and it is threatening to swallow me whole!

But it is fun.  I open my mail box in the morning to check for assignments and I have plenty.

Today’s fare is Snowmobiling, How to recover data from hard disk crashes, the Loch Ness Monster and Osteoporosis.  Quite a mix isnt it?

I love the exercise this is giving my brain.

However, now I have a wishlist!  Godji are you listening?

1. A browser that speaks to me.  I mean if I am gonna spend the rest of my life with the browser, the least it can do is tell me it loves me and I am terrific!

2. A software that types as a speak.  My arms and shoulders would thank me for it.  I mean churning out 15 articles a day is …. taxing

3. Maxine’s in your face attitude for certain clients

4. Rita Skeeter’s enchantingly devious and nasty mind and her Quick Quotes  Quill that works with her thought signals

5. Phoebe’s or Luna Lovegood’s intuitive knowledge about all the useless (to me) stuff in this world

6. A good cook!  I know this is off the subject but I just thought of putting it here

7. Patience

Ode to my once slim waist

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Where are you my long lost friend?

My true partner through many bends

My slim fit jeans miss you dearly

So do many of my lovely kurtis

I should not have taken you for granted

Please know that I have since repented

Chocolate, fries, butter broke our marriage

You left me and I expanded, it’s tragic

I am a changed girl now, I swear my friend

Fatty food does not charm, I’ve made amends

Must our love be so shallow and transient?

Please forgive me, let’s once more be friends

Together we made quite an impression on men

Drinks spilled, temperatures rose, all eyes froze when

You and I swayed into a room, we did not have to try

To use wit, work hard for impact, Oh now I could cry

I know I did not treat you with love and care

So you left me for more youthful figures

But they are self absorbed and shallow

Come back my love, I’ve since mellowed

Together we shall flirt, we’ll do it with flair

Dance, exercise and I’ll treat you with care

You are the love of my life, you are my muse

See, I wrote you an ode, so do not refuse

Voting link once more

A Smoker’s Tale

Every one has a story … of how they got caught by parents, by siblings or teachers ……

I wrote a poem about one such tale – with a very Ritu-esque twist

THE SMOKER’S TALE

Every one has a smoker’s story

In this poem I’ll tell you mine

Of facing the deadly parental fury

When caught committing this crime

Oh joy!  Papa caught me with a cigarette in my hand

And slapped my younger brother!  It was grand!

It happened many years ago

When I was young, just thirteen

I took to smoking to look macho

It was fun, I would strut and preen

Oh joy! Papa caught me with a cigarette in my hand

And slapped my younger brother, it was grand!

With friends I was strutting near the mall

Smoking, eyeing girls, having a ball

Papa was standing there with his colleague

He glared, and stunned, I stared, oh it was crazy

Oh joy! Papa caught me with a cigarette in my hand

And slapped my younger brother, it was grand!

In an effort to vanish without a trace

I blew a smokescreen – into his face

He turned and walked away in a fume

And I mourned my upcoming doom

Oh joy! Papa caught me with a cigarette in my hand

And slapped my younger brother, it was grand!

That night I sat shamefaced, Papa, he raved

Mom wept, my pesky brother – he laughed

Furiously, Papa turned and slapped him

Yelling, “He’s a loser, don’t you dare join him!”

Oh joy! Papa caught me with a cigarette in my hand

And slapped my younger brother, it was grand!

Read the rest here :  The Smoking Book

Crime Files IX (Revised)

I was not satisfied with the ending of that story, was upset since I knew someone who died in the Mumbai Taj that horrible night.  Anyway I sat down and revised it.  Request feedback please

 

The passenger seats of the Qualis were so designed that the passengers faced each other.  Meenal glared at Vipin and took over, trying to reassure Tara Desai. 

 

Tara ji, please, can I call you Taraji.  We are not kidnappers, we are doctors.  Vipin is a cardiologist and I am Dr. Meenal, a psychiatrist.  We want to help you and your husband.

 

Tara looked around.  There was a driver and a security man in the front seat of the car.  Vipin was sitting next to her and  this lady who said she was a doctor was sitting opposite her.  She was sobbing bitterly. Vipin handed her a box of tissues and instructed the driver

 

Outer Circle ke chakkar lete raho

 

I don’t know what to say

 

Vipin just said “Madam please read the file”

 

She tried to control herself and read the file.  It contained reactions of readers of Shirish’s novels and also the opinions of their loved ones.  Fresh tears broke out.  She was a timid person, easily bullied by people stronger than her. 

 

What can I say?  What do I do?

 

Can you tell us exactly what is your husband suffering from?  What does your doctor say? , Meenal asked gently

 

We have a GP, a family doctor.  He says Shrish is overstressed and needs to stop writing.  Ashwin, my brother is his agent.  He does not agree.  Shirish wants to keep writing.  He gets violent when I try to stop him.  Yesterday night he turned violent while writing.

 

“You say he turned violent”, asked Meenal taking Tara‘s hands in hers.  ”Tell me”

 

Tara started speaking.  She had a lot bottled inside her.  She spoke her heart out, her worries, her concern for her husband, her fear, her pain at watching Shirish deteriorate, her anger that her brother did not share her emotion.

 

Meenal said “Taraji, I have some colleagues in NIMHANS.  I would like your husband to be brought to the hospital and we can take care of him.  He will be safe there”.

 

He never will, and Ashwin won’t let him

 

“You have to try”, said Vipin firmly, as he instructed the driver to drive to the Café.  ”If you can get through to him, he will remain a historical writer of repute, otherwise he will be known as a mad man with dangerous powers”.

 

Meenal said angrily “Vipin”

He was relentless.  ”Madam what does he get, some kind of sick pleasure by messing with the brains of the people who read his books?”

 

Tara got very angry.  ”You don’t know Shirish.  He was shy, quiet, a thorough gentleman, and then …….. 

 

What happened?  Tell us more. 

 

“I have to go home” she said, shaking her head, “My husband is not well”

 

Vipin said firmly,

 

“Madam tell your driver to follow our car, we will accompany you to your home” and when she looked unsure, he added “You can tell anyone who asks that we are fans”

 

Tara looked at them pleadingly and whispered “He says he hears people who force him to write their stories.  Once I took away all the writing material and he nearly killed himself”

 

Meenal looked worried.  She said “Madam, Hearing voices is considered by clinical psychiatry as an auditory hallucination and as a symptom of conditions such as schizophrenic disorders, manic depression and psychosis. I am surprised that a competent psychiatrist was not called in to treat your husband” 

 

Tara looked cornered.  She spoke “My brother and the doctor told me it was stress”

 

Meenal said  ”I understand Taraji. Hearing voices can be a very disturbing experience, both for the person who hears voices and family and friends .  Moreover, it appears that your husband feels the voices he hears have control over him.  It can be a stressful experience coping with such a patient, not to mention dangerous for the patient can attack his care-givers”.

 

She then added, “I have informed the doctors at NIMHANS and they are apprehensive that your husband may harm himself and others.  We request you to kindly give us permission to take him to the hospital where he will be safe and get proper treatment”.

 

Day 4, 8 p.m., Desai Residence

 

It was a simply constructed double storey house, noted Vipin, as then entered. 

 

Tara asked a servant “Bhai Sahib kahan hain?”

 

“Bahar gaye hain” was the reply

 

Meenal exchanged surprised looks with Vipin – this woman asked for her brother, not her husband who was ill.

 

Tara” came a querulous voice from somewhere in the first floor.

 

“Coming Shirish” she answered.  ”I’ll be up in a moment”.

 

A thin, pale bespectacled man came to the stairs limping.  He started coming down blinking curiously at the new faces.

 

Kaun hai?  Tara, where were you? 

 

Tara was trembling by now.  She said quickly, “I had gone to the mandir.  I have brought you Prasad.  I thought I would bring it up with your dinner”

 

Shirish was looking at Meenal and Vipin, as he limped down the stairs into the hall.  Vipin walked up to the author and introduced himself

 

“Sir, I am Dr. Vipin Chaddha and this is Dr. Meenal Vashisht.  It is a pleasure to meet you.  My Didi is a very big fan of yours”.

 

Shirish limped to the sofa and sat down inviting them to sit with a gesture.  Meenal sat down quietly to observe.  She did not approve of the steps Vipin was taking, but both Vipin and the minister were angry at what had happened.  Moreover, the SHO of Noida had been contacted on the phone.  The man was frustrated and angry.  He went far enough to say dire things about JAADU-TONA, which had freaked the minister’s mother who was now getting the house purified by tantrics.  She could understand why he was being pushy, though she felt uncomfortable.

 

All human beings are superstitious, even if they profess to be rational and scientific.  She could not give a rationale explanation for what had occurred in Noida and Panchkula.  The man looked weak and bookish. His writing had proved powerful beyond the rational world!

 

Vipin had started a polite conversation about the Desai books and the author’s fascination with Rajasthan. The living room was full of paintings and knick knacks from Rajasthan.  Shirish was smiling gently as he said

 

“My wife painted some scenes for my books.  We got the original paintings framed and they are hanging here”

 

There was a pause as tea was served.  Vipin asked

 

I hear you are not well.  The stress of writing is getting to you?

 

Desai carefully put his tea cup down and said in a stronger voice “There is no stress in writing”

 

Ashwin burst into the room in anger.  He had been shocked when he saw the ministerial Qualis parked outside.  Someone was invading what he considered his turf and meal ticket.  He shouted

 

“Shirish these people have come to take you away.  These people will not let you write.  They will lock you up and keep you away from your work!”

 

The writer reacted with astonishing speed.  He sprang up and ran to the wall that was adorned with an antique sword and shield and ripped them off.  His stance was catlike, of a person who was an adept fighter.

 

Tara screamed “Shiirriiiiiiiiiiiish”!  Ashwin don’t do this.  They only want to help!

 

Vipin yelled “Meenal, take her out with you”

 

Ashwin continued to add fuel to fire

 

“Every one thinks you are mad, Shirish.  Look even my sister, your wife thinks you are mad.  No one recognizes how brilliant you are.  Even Tara …. Your darling wife got these doctors here to take you away!”

 

Meenal did not wait a second, she half dragged, half pulled Tara to the living room door.  The author was screaming filthy abuses at the top of his voice, and when he saw that his wife was escaping, he started throwing things at her, the tray, tea cups, snack bowls, decoration pieces.  A brass artifact hit Tara on her back and she fell.  Meenal ducked, escaping being hit by the edge of a tray and the terrified women crawled out into the porch.

 

The gunman and driver along with the policemen were looking towards the house.  When they saw the servants and the women flee, they jumped into action.  Meenal shouted after them,

 

Stop that man, Ashwin.  Bring Mrs. Desai’s brother out.  Bring all of them out safely.  We can help Mr. Desai

 

The men did not stop to listen and they rushed in.  The minister’s brother in law was inside and no one wanted to face the minister’s anger in case something happened to him.

 

Tara was totally shell-shocked and sat down crosslegged in the grass.  Meenal looked at the house, from where they could hear sounds of metal clinking and crashing furniture. 

 

Tara started chanting softly “Please God, Please God, Please God ………., Please God make them stop.  Don’t hurt him. He is not well”

 

Vipin was scared.  The tired mild looking bookish man had transformed in front of his eyes into a lethal warrior, holding a shield in one hand and throwing whatever he could at his wife.  . Even his injury did not hamper the agility he was displaying.  Vipin quickly crouched behind the sofa.  He could hear that idiot Ashwin whipping the writer into greater fury.

 

What happened next was totally unexpected.  Goaded into extreme fury the writer bit his own arm, and started licking the blood.  It drove him over the edge.  Picking up the sword he started thrusting and slashing any and every thing that came in front of him, the curtains, the walls, the windows.  Splinters of wood, shards of glass started flying all over the room.

 

Vipin raised his head, wondering if he should flee or stay and try to overpower the man.  He saw Ashwin walk towards Shirish, still talking, trying to control him

 

“Only I could see your genius.  No one else has ever understood you.  You have to write your stories.  Forget every one, Shirish.  You and I will go away from here.  You can keep writing and I will get your stories printed for the world to read”

 

The man stood swaying on his feet, licking his own blood from his lips.  His eyes were wild and his hair and shirt wet with sweat.  His lips parted in a horribly demented grin and he thrust his sword into his agent’s body.  Ashwin screamed in pain.  That seemed to goad Shirish even more.  He pulled out the sword and thrust it again into the man.

 

There was blood all over.  The cops and his driver and gunman rushed into the room.  Shirish roared with anger and started wielding the sword like an adept. 

Sahib, stay away! Ordered the gunman as he took out his pistol.

Abbey, goli mat marna, yelled Vipin as he pulled down the curtain which was torn by the sword.  

He had some vague plan of trying to catch the sword with the curtain.  The man laughed mockingly and threw a painting at Vipin, who got cut  by the glass pane.  Vipin screamed as he saw Shirish run out of the house – Usko roka, stop him!

Meenal screamed with horror when she saw the writer, covered with blood and armed with a sword emerge from the house.   She pulled Tara up and fled.  They were in the unlit part of the garden, but the gate was too far away.  Tara was looking at her husband horror-struck.  He was laughing.  Before she could react, Meenal whispered “Shut up!” and gave her a shake.

He started casually walking in the lawn.  They could make out in the dim light that the blood was not his.  His bandage was slowly getting red, he was limping but that did not seem to bother him.  He was thrusting the sword into every flower pot, beheading every plant as he slowly approached them.  They shrank back into the hedge praying that he had not seen them.

In the doorway, the gunman took careful aim and shot at the writer’s leg.  The bullet hit its mark and the man collapsed.  Trembling with reaction and relief, Meenal dialed the hospital while the men overpowered the man and disarmed Shirish, and tied him up.  An ambulance was called and the writer was heavily sedated and sent off to NIMHANS.

 

Day 5, 9a.m., Chibber suite, Maurya Sheraton, Delhi, breakfast

 

Meenal was glaring at Vipin and Ramola, giving them a piece of her mind. 

 

“You two owe me big time.  I am a psychiatrist, not a leading character in a thriller.  I do not appreciate being in this situation.”

 

“Sorry Meenal Didi, but you do look after mad people, so I thought you would be okay with this” said Vipin with what he hoped was a winsome smile.

 

“I treat disturbed people, not mad men” said Meenal coldly

 

Ramola said softly ” Meenal Didi, we really appreciate your help”

 

Meenal smiled slightly mollified.  She mock threatened “You owe me big time, young man and I will collect”

 

Alpana said firmly “I am totally with Dr. Meenal, Vipin.  There was no need to do such herogiri”

 

Dee, I did not expect any danger.  We were just going to persuade the writer to agree to some mental exam, that is all.

 

AC was busy on the phone.  He looked up and said “Well, Mr. Desai has regained consciousness and has been given his laptop.  He can continue writing at the hospital.  Mrs. Desai has agreed to not get any further books published”

 

Mrs. Desai is also undergoing treatment.  The poor lady has been under a lot of stress.  The doctors say she is quite relieved right now.

 

What about the dead agent?  enquired Vipin

 

“Justice has been served” said the minister mysteriously.  

 

Ramola and Meenal looked confused.  Alpana shook her head and said ‘Don’t mind him.  He loves to feel important.  Just read the headlines in the paper”

“The renowned writer Shirish Desai, who was suffering some undisclosed illness had slipped from the stairs in his residence.  His agent and brother in law tried valiantly to stop his fall and met with serious injuries and died at the spot.  Mr. Desai is currently in hospital getting treated for his injuries”.

The newspaper went on to list the Desai books.

 

“You know, darling, you can become a writer yourself” said Alpana.

 

“I prefer being a Minister, my love.  Less dangerous”

 

Every one laughed and got busy with breakfast.  They were still eating when Ramola voiced what all were thinking but no one had said

 

“There are so many Desai books in the markets.  I wonder who they will affect next”