Posts Tagged ‘Office’
Khadda Bakheda Ho Gayo
Posted by Phoenixritu September 26, 2009, under Uncategorized | 17 Comments
I learnt this new phrase today! My driver hails from Haryana or as they pronounce it Hari-yana. He normally has cds of Aarati and Mahamrityunjaya playing in the morning when he ferries me to work. I think he deems them suitable for females my age. Today he had a rather naughty cd of Haryanavi songs [...]
My New Mantra "I Love My Job"
Posted by Phoenixritu July 8, 2009, under Uncategorized | 19 Comments
I LOVE MY JOB This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. [...]
Conversation of Boss/Employee Kind
Posted by Phoenixritu May 29, 2009, under Uncategorized | 14 Comments
Boss : I have to go to XDFR on Sunday, want to fly back in the evening Self : With starry eyed vision of spending a day in a/c ambience unsupervised by boss : Sir the flight in the morning is at 7 am, and that means you have to reach airport at 5 am. [...]
The best marketing gimmick – works even in the recession
Posted by Phoenixritu March 18, 2009, under Uncategorized | 6 Comments
All around there is doom and gloom. People are getting laid off … confidence is in shambles. I decided to look for inspiration from spiritual gurus. You know how the average Asian mind works Problem in life —-> Run to Guru/Jyotish/Mom ——> They have direct connection with God I believe in God – Yes I [...]
My boss thinks I am Google
Posted by Phoenixritu January 20, 2009, under Uncategorized | 26 Comments
My boss aka Mogambo sauntered into my cabin around lunch time, holding an invitation card. I look up from my sandwich and stop surfing the net Mogambo : Do you know where MG Road is? Me : No, I dont Mogambo : Irritated shrug : Kuch pata bhi hota hai? Walks off. I mutter “Thank [...]
Anticipatory Retirement Blues
Posted by Phoenixritu October 13, 2008, under Uncategorized | 10 Comments
What can I say, here I was, walking the air nicely like the cartoon network character I talk about when I came upon this post and plummetted downwards AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE. I am totally freaked out – am reminded of ex’s caustic remark when I was home for a long period on maternity leave. He told me [...]
Growing old is mandatory, growing up …. optional
Posted by Phoenixritu July 11, 2008, under Uncategorized | 2 Comments
So another year gone by, and another set of wrinkles to contend with …. sigh!!! The sad part is that the inner me simply refuses to believe that I have grown old become middle aged. Dammit, I refuse to grow old gracefully how so ever much my sons and dil would like me to act [...]
Party Time
Posted by Phoenixritu May 14, 2008, under Uncategorized | 5 Comments
Last Wednesday there was a party at the boss’s house (palace). Ever wonder why official parties are so …… painful???? You have this classy venue, beautifully decorated, exotic cuisine, expensive booze, but one really has to be soooo prim and propah!!!!! His Highness and his family were being so nice and gracious doing the rounds. [...]
Khadda Bakheda Ho Gayo
I learnt this new phrase today! My driver hails from Haryana or as they pronounce it Hari-yana. He normally has cds of Aarati and Mahamrityunjaya playing in the morning when he ferries me to work. I think he deems them suitable for females my age. Today he had a rather naughty cd of Haryanavi songs [...]
My New Mantra "I Love My Job"
I LOVE MY JOB This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. [...]
Conversation of Boss/Employee Kind
Boss : I have to go to XDFR on Sunday, want to fly back in the evening Self : With starry eyed vision of spending a day in a/c ambience unsupervised by boss : Sir the flight in the morning is at 7 am, and that means you have to reach airport at 5 am. [...]
The best marketing gimmick – works even in the recession
All around there is doom and gloom. People are getting laid off … confidence is in shambles. I decided to look for inspiration from spiritual gurus. You know how the average Asian mind works Problem in life —-> Run to Guru/Jyotish/Mom ——> They have direct connection with God I believe in God – Yes I [...]
My boss thinks I am Google
My boss aka Mogambo sauntered into my cabin around lunch time, holding an invitation card. I look up from my sandwich and stop surfing the net Mogambo : Do you know where MG Road is? Me : No, I dont Mogambo : Irritated shrug : Kuch pata bhi hota hai? Walks off. I mutter “Thank [...]
Anticipatory Retirement Blues
What can I say, here I was, walking the air nicely like the cartoon network character I talk about when I came upon this post and plummetted downwards AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE. I am totally freaked out – am reminded of ex’s caustic remark when I was home for a long period on maternity leave. He told me [...]
Growing old is mandatory, growing up …. optional
So another year gone by, and another set of wrinkles to contend with …. sigh!!! The sad part is that the inner me simply refuses to believe that I have grown old become middle aged. Dammit, I refuse to grow old gracefully how so ever much my sons and dil would like me to act [...]
Party Time
Last Wednesday there was a party at the boss’s house (palace). Ever wonder why official parties are so …… painful???? You have this classy venue, beautifully decorated, exotic cuisine, expensive booze, but one really has to be soooo prim and propah!!!!! His Highness and his family were being so nice and gracious doing the rounds. [...]