The Consortium of Pub Going Loose and Forward Women

I love it when citizen protest raises valid points.  I love it even more when it becomes inventive and uses humour.  There is nothing better than sending a message across with a smile, and it is even better when you laugh.  As a weapon laughter is bang on target.  I joined the Consortium on Face Book because I like the idea of women uniting against the pub incident.

Hmmmm, okay!  I also joined because I like being considered loose and forward at 50 – its quite Mata Hari sorts.  At my age dahlin, its a compliment ;)

These girls have launched quite an innovative program.  I got a mail today which I am copy+pasting

Dear All,

You may have heard of the Pink Chaddi Campaign that kicked off three days ago to oppose the Sri Ram Sena. The campaign is growing exponentially (1,300 at this point in the life of our Consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women) and that is not surprising. Most women in this country have enough curbs on their lives without a whole new franchise cashing in with their bully-boy tactics. Of course, a lot of men have joined the group as well.

Here is we want to do with the Pink Chaddi Campaign. Join in. Be imaginative, have fun and fight back!

Step 1: It does not matter that many of us have not thought about Valentine’s Day since we were 13. If ever. This year let us send the Sri Ram Sena some love. Let us send them some PINK CHADDIS.

Look in your closet or buy them cheap. Dirt-cheap. Make sure they are PINK. Send them off to the Sena.

The address to send the package is:
Pramod Muthalik,
Chief Bully Boy, Sri Rama Sena,
#11, Behind New Bus Stand, Gokhul Road, Near Lakshmi Park,
HUBLI – Karnataka

If you don’t want to mail it yourself, you can drop it off at the Chaddi Collection Points. We will be collecting across the country through this week and sending the packages on February 12. More information about Chaddi Collectors in your city soon on our blog:

Step 2: Send the Pink Chaddi Campaign a photograph of the package.

Tell us how many chaddis you are sending out and inspire other women in other cities. You can either mail the information here or you can mail it at our facebook address.

Step 3: On Valentine’s Day we do a Pub Bharo action. Go to a pub wherever you are. From Kabul to Chennai to Guwahati to Singapore to LA women have signed up. It does not matter if you are actually not a pub-goer or not even much of a drinker. Let us raise a toast (it can be juice) to Indian women. Take a photo or video. We will put it together (more on how later) and send this as well to the Sri Ram Sena.

Step 4: After Valentine’s Day we should get some of our elected leaders to agree that beating up women is ummm… AGAINST INDIAN CULTURE.

For right now, ask not what Dr VS Acharya, Home Minister of Karnataka can do for you. Ask what you can do for him. Here is his blog.
http://drvsacharya.blogspot.com. Send him some love.
Cheers!
Sharmishtha
For the Pink Chaddi Campaign

Tell me, how can I simply not support such actions.  If I dont have pink chaddis, I’ll buy a few for the cause!

Do visit the blog and support us.

Say no to moral policing

I got a link early this morning to a wonderful effort being made by a blogger in Lajpat Nagar, New Delhi and did my bit to publicise this effort.

We have to take a stand against this Talibanising of our culture by hooligans.  I found Union Minister Renuka Choudhary’s suggestion quite interesting.

I have never thought that Valentine’s Day is special.  It is just a whole lot of sugar products and over-priced roses being marketed by retailers.  But dammit I defend every one’s moral right to celebrate it the way they deem fit.

So this Valentine’s Day, I am gonna take me to a pub, and raise a toast against moral policing.

Gives me two wonderful things to do

1. Drink

2. Thumb a nose at the regressive types.

Cheers.

Citizen Action by bloggers

I got a letter from our very own IHM, and decided to do my bit about this isssue instead of sitting on my backside moaning about the system.  We are the system truly

I decided to given this website very evocatively named Never Forget 26.11.08 some international webbie love

I request you all to visit the article so that it stays on the top and google can get to it.

I also request you all to visit the website www.neverforget.in and do your bit for our country.

Thanks 1conoclast, it is a tres magnifique effort.

Fresh Material for Ekta Kapoor

43 year old Chander Mohan, son of former Haryana Chief Minister Bhajan Lal, and the Deputy Chief Minsiter of the same state goes underground for 3 months.

He resurfaces as Chand Mohammad, married to the Additional Advocate General of Haryana, Anuradha Bali who has also converted into Islam and is named Fiza

They both lose everything for love, their influential positions.  He gets disowned by his embarassed family (I think he lost more), and in any case he is in deep shit with his wife and grown children.

They put on a brave front and smile for the cameras.  P.S. The lady is very very good looking.

Reality settles in.  I suppose once the euphoria died down and he realized the cost of this step, he wanted to back-step.  They have a passionate fight, he walks out, she overdoses on some pills in a bid to commit suicide.

She is rushed to the hospital.  Her new hubby is nowhere to be seen.  Once she recovers, she holds a tearful press conference telling people that he has broken her heart and her trust – dammit she looks lovely and brave fighting tears.  News is that he has gone to first wife to make up.

Today Chander Mohan aka Chand Mohammad is in the news saying he loves her dearly but “respects” his first wife too.

Ekta my dear …. are you following this real life drama?

My suggestions for the soap

1. Fiza (yeah, it sounds more lovely than Anuradha) has a great future.  Enter mentor to boost her morale up …. A Whoopie Goldberg kind of character

2. Dont make her a Tulsi kind of person.  She does not have that steel.  Make her sweet (capitalize on that smile honey).  Get her a book deal on her life.  She can go on shows and stuff – beauty bhi toh kaam aaye

3. The ‘wronged woman thing” does not have long innings.  She could get a career path with some Naari Manch or the National Commission for Women …. but its boring.  However if she plays her cards right – a movie by someone like Mahesh Bhatt?  Ekta, you could get someone to play her sympathiser while giving her a movie deal, what say?

4. I saved this one for the last – because here is what I would do if I were writing this saga

  • She is neither married nor un-married
  • She is neither Hindu nor Muslim

I would make her a religious guru kind of person.  She has classy beauty, a natural flamboyance and great skin that does not need too much make up.  As a guru for women, she would come out beautiful.  She can campaign against the Hindu fundamentalists, the Muslim fundamentalists.

Lady don’t cry – you have a great life ahead of you.

All hail our leader, the woman scorned

MAHA NARI ANURADHA FIZA KI JAI

Disclaimer : I am not a political person, nor do I have anything against the people involved.  They chose to live their personal life in front of the media.  I am just a spectator with opinions.

We are like this only Part II

We women can fly planes

We women can defend our country

We women can go into outer space : I think a link would be unnecessary here

We can be surgeons, or even an autorickshaw driver

But we can not sit in a pub and drink!!!  Weird.

Why? Because our illiterate moral police thinks so ….

Sita used to drink and even had a favorite tipple as per a historian who has read the ancient books.

Who are these thugs and their political idiotic mentors trying to protect?  Us women?  Which culture are they professing to defend?

Or are they running scared at the sight of emancipated independent women and hiding behind their Daddy’s dhoti?

Maybe they have erectile dysfunction at the sight of independent women

Or may be they are plain jealous of the aaj kal ki aurat jaat

Republic Day

This is to celebrate the anniversary of the launching of our Indian constitution.

There isn’t much to celebrate

Dr. Rajendra Prasad, the first President of India said in a speech that this day must be dedicated to paying homage to the soldiers and freedom fighters who died in the struggle

This day must be dedicated to realising the dream of establishing a class-less, co-operative, free and happy society

This is a day of dedication, not celebration, dedication to the upliftment of the poor, the toilers, the thinkers, to make them fully free and happy members of the society

The Indian Constitution is the longest in the world, consisting of 397 articles and 12 schedules, providing single citizenship for the whole of India

I have not read it, and I have not met any other person who has.

59 years ago our leaders had a dream of a progressive, classless, free India.

Tommorow we will all gear up to celebrating the “memory” of the dream.  We will go through the moves …. the dream being lost in the pages and pages of the unread Constitution.

Already it is clear that the celebration will be muted. As if Mumbai attacks were not enough, the enemies of democracy are once again rearing their ugly head. News reports are telling of terrorists that were killed in Delhi ……………..

The entire circus of us pointing fingers at Pakistan and them denying will begin again.

The point is Pakistan can not control the Taliban – they have lost Swat Valley to the Taliban, and fundamentalism is taking over their country …..

We have the second largest Muslim population in the world.  This is very deadly for us and our way of life.  Our forefathers valued Equality, Justice and Liberty and made them the pillars on which our country stands.  It is for us to decide whether we will just let them get musty in the unread pages of our Constitution or shall we take a stand.

We must bring our alienated Indian Muslims into the mainstream, join hands with them and together we must fight so that fundamentalism does not take root into our country.  We must take a stand against Hindu fundamentalism and ensure that they dont hijack our Constitution.  I am glad the Sadhvi and her cohorts were convicted.  It was a telling message against Hindu fundamentalism.

I am glad these goons have been arrested, but why did the Mangaloreans allow this lunacy to flourish?  Is this not Hindu Talibanism?  Do they think that they are Rama and have the right to take Agni Pariksha of women?  They call themselves “Shri Rama Sena”.  Painful

59 years ……., and women can get beaten and terrorised because they did not fit into a pre-concieved idiotic repressive ideal in the minds of some perverted men ……

59 years and we are still not safe in our country

This is too ironical

Google is advertising L K Advani for PM on my blog!!!

It would be funny if I did not have my entire being in uproar over the fact. My children are finding my anger too funny.  But seriously guys I think the Google crawlers should have more sense.

I am secular, I am democratic and I believe that every one’s God is the same and He/She created all men and dogs equal.  Scratch that – dogs are higher beings and they have a heaven.  They dont discriminate against other dogs because of colour or shape of their ears.  We do. Also because they are capable of true and selfless love and faithfulness.

If you see L K Advani on my blog, I did not put him there.  My stupid adsense has.  Bad Google – not only does it give me a piddly $2 for a year’s blogging, it even makes me out to be a rabid Hindutva type.

Was not going to blog – but this ad made me do so.

I will vote for Obama, so eat your heart out Advani.

Remember that loser Naqvi?  I emailed that letter to the BJP office and got no reply – not even an acknowledgement.  I was inclined to ignore that thinking that maybe they are not net savvy.  Now I am offended.  They can advertise on blogs but cant reply to a citizen?

Any way

Jai Ho Obama kee

Baaki sab bakwas

Goodnight

Satyam, the middle class greed gone too far

“Satyam” means “truth” in Sanskrit, and we are very fond of saying Satyameva Jayate.  Kind of ironical now.  Did Ramalinga – who the Western media unkindly calls Rama+lingum or Rama dingdong and his team ever stop to think what they were up to?  I dont buy the stupid story that this guy was doctoring accounts or siphoning funds or whatever all alone.  This was not a Mom and Pop store or some Ekta Kapoor soap.

The biggest casualty in this entire fiasco is the future of the 50,000+ employees of Satyam. The grapevine says that 20,000 resumes are floating around but Infosys and Nasscom have both taken a stand not to hire Satyam employees. Satyam has just enough money to scrape in December’s salary. These guys get no severance pay, notice – nothing. I think the Government should look into this and ensure fair play. IT companies know now that there are a whole lot of insecure unemployed people and are playing pricey to lower the pay scales.

Raju and his brother have been arrested. I just got an sms which says they have been interrogated the whole night. I hope Raju gave them his swiss bank account number……… sorry folks, I smell funds siphoning here.

This is going to be huge and international.  Satyam is a big outsourcing company.  Pricewaterhouse Coopers is Satyam’s auditor, and is currently being held accountable too.  The domino effect has started.

Recent statements by Pricewaterhouse : We are examining Raju’s statement but can not comment further due to confidentiality issues.

Pricewaterhouse is also in a difficult position.  US holds auditors accountable too – and there are foreign investors who are going to sue

Nice … smell of fraud, litigation and police interrogation with the morning cuppa coffee

Look who’s asking for a bial out

I simply love the human race.  We go from staid and boring to the sublime and then turn around and do something totally ridiculous.  The Porn industry is seeking Federal bail-out.  The reason given is hilarious : since every one is queueing with a begging bowl, they might as well as join the queue.  They feel America as a nation is depressed and has lost its apetite for sex.

Aww c’mon, why dont they take a leaf out of our book

1. DVD sales are down, support the piracy industry.  Dammit forget the labels, the Govt. just taxes labels.  Be smart and leak out the taaza material to the piracy industry, and rake in profits.

2. Our soap industry has been really smart.  While the prices stay the same, the size of the soap has been reduced.  They could reduce the size of the toys they manufacture.  “So what if its small baby, it still packs a punch!”

3. Nirma was launched with the picture of a little girl dancing.  It was the owner’s daughter.  The industry could save a huge amount as actor fee if they act in those dvds themselves.

4. Does the Government charge a hefty entertainment tax?  These guys admit that the industry is not hit, the sale of dvds has gone down a bit.

Wish I were in the States.  I would form my own bank holding company with my dog as vice-president, and my kids as employees, my live in help as secretary, so I can qualify for a bailout too.

Pride India

 
I got this today in my mail and wanted to share it. We owe them – big time

Pride India
Smita (Bhatnagar) Sahay
December 13, 2008

This happened a year ago. I was travelling by train from Indore to 
Mumbai. I had just concluded a hectic six day workshop at one of the city’s premier schools.

As I stowed my suitcase under the aisle berth, I looked forward to a good night’s sleep.

The coach was an A.C 2 tier, and the four passengers in the coupe were already in their seats. Two men, two women. Perfect.

One of the men, the younger one, looked a little weird, I thought. His face was a little lopsided, with the symmetry slightly askew. He had very short, almost crew cut hair.

Not wanting to stare, I hung my handbag on the peg above my berth, and settled down on it. I then pulled out my mobile phone and dialled my husband’s number to give him a “sit rep”(‘situation report’, in naval parlance. My conversation, alas, is peppered with service terminology, which is the direct result of being in the company of service personnel-my father, father-in-law, and now, husband).

While I was on the phone, three well built young men came in and plonked themselves on my seat. Asking my husband to hold the line, I looked enquiringly at them. One of them pointed to the berth above mine, signalling that it was his. I nodded and went back to my conversation.

As I spoke, the three, while laughing and joking amongst themselves, slowly started hogging up more and more of the berth, while I shrunk more and more into one corner, until I reached the extreme limit of shrinking. Extremely cramped, I cut off my phone conversation, and declared to the three that I wanted to lie down and would they please move out?

One of them pointed to a notice stuck above the berth that said that passengers could use the berth to lie down only after 9 p.m. Until then everyone had to sit.

Before I could give a fitting reply, several of which were on the tip of my tongue, and without my realising it, the young man with the lop sided face was beside me. In a very soft, calm manner, but with a cold gaze, he asked the three to get up and move to the next coupe. The three men looked at my ‘rescuer’, one of them looked ready to say something, but one look at the young man’s eyes, and they quietly moved out.I turned around to thank the young man, and his “Not at all, Ma’am”, gave away, to me, his profession.

“Are you in the services?”

“Yes, Ma’am. Infantry. Came to Mhow for a short course.”

“My husband’s in the Indian Navy. My father and father-in-law were both in the Army.”

One question led to another, and our conversation soon turned to the current situation in the country, and especially in Kashmir.

By now our co passengers had joined in. None of them had ever been north of Delhi, and they more than I, wanted to get a firsthand account of how bad things were in the valley.

The Army Major (whose name I shall not disclose) then held us spell bound for the next couple of hours with his experiences, of which a few are mentioned here.

As a young officer, his first day in the unit was also the first time he killed a man (a militant), that too at close range. After the incident was over, he was distraught, and it was the care and counselling of his seniors that brought him out of his depression.

He spoke of the utmost trust and camaraderie that he shared with his unit members, which was more valuable than any money in the world, because that was what their lives depended on.

Like a true soldier, he also spoke of values and just behaviour, even towards the enemy. Once during the Kargil war, his unit had surrounded a post occupied by Pakistani soldiers. They fought fiercely, and finally overcame the enemy. The Pak soldiers, though in mufti, fought with all their medals on, as they knew they were going to die, and wanted to die a true soldier’s death. After it was over, the Indian Major had his men identify the soldiers from their I- cards, and sent a letter to their unit in Pakistan praising them, requesting that they be honoured accordingly. It was later learnt that the request had been carried out.

His own face was lop sided because it was shattered by shrapnel during the Kargil conflict. He had a rod in his back and legs, which is why he could not offer his lower berth to one of the lady passengers.

He was full of praise for the Army doctors, who reconstructed his face, and “made it almost as good as new”. We all asked him what his family had to say about his new face.

“My wife and six year old daughter feel I look more handsome now”, he said with a laugh.

He said the toughest job was to flush out militants holed up in houses in villages. (I was reminded of this while watching the recent Mumbai carnage).

“It’s a game of extreme patience and vigilance. The exercise takes place mostly at night and entire villages are cordoned off for the task.”

While the army personnel grew more experienced at tackling them over a period of time, the militants too became smarter.

“These days they aim not for the chest or head, but for the thighs,
where the main artery is located. At times, if a soldier injured in the thigh is not rushed to medical help immediately, we risk losing him.”

I listened spellbound, my sleep long forgotten. I could see the other passengers similarly engaged; horrified, but unable to break away. It was almost an ‘ancient mariner’ kind of scenario.

At one point I asked him whether he had received a bravery award for all he had done.

“No Ma’am.”

“Why not?”

“Ma’am, if the Army had to give out awards to everyone who has done what I did, they would soon run out of medals. ”

His answer stumped all of us. What we thought of as extraordinary bravery was in fact an everyday and routine affair for most Army personnel in Kashmir and other insurgency-hit areas.I sat quietly, reflecting on a real life example of selfless service.

“What motivates you people?”, asked one of my fellow passengers.

“Love for our country, its people, and pride in being an Indian.”

This simple statement brought out the goose pimples on my arms. I remembered how as a child whenever we went to see a movie, the National Anthem played at the end, when we all stood up to attention. Independence Day and The Republic Day were never holidays meant to sit at home, but to go out and march and hoist the national flag. “Jai Jawan Jai Kisan”, was the slogan that popped out almost everywhere, worshipping the two different kinds of people who protected and respected Mother Earth.

We still need these two people, one to feed us and the other to protect us.

“Love for our country, its people, and pride in being an Indian.”

I’m sure each one of us has the same pride buried somewhere deep down inside. Its been in the attic of our minds for far too long. It’s time we brought it out, dusted it, and displayed it proudly in the mantelpiece of our hearts, so we can see and feel it with every beat, and have our actions governed by it on a daily basis.

“Jai Jawan, jai Kisan, jai Hind.”

Smita (Bhatnagar) Sahay
W/O Capt P Sahay (Indian Navy)