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The cherry award and the twisted one!

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If Life is a Bowl of Cherries -
What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Erma Bombeck said that and she is darn right as far as I am concerned. I never knew of this author until a few readers of my blog pointed out that I have a similar sense of humor. I dunno. Mebbe we went through the same shit …I certainly found a kindred soul in her work, that is for sure!

Consider this one :-

I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he is recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday

The lady makes sense!

Now back to the award

Rules
1. Thank the person that gave this to you
2. Copy the award and put it on your blog.
3. List 3 things you love about yourself
4. Post a picture you love (e.g a person you adore etc.)
5. Tag 5 people you wish to pass this award on to

Thanks a lot Ramit! And yes bald guys are sexy, they are housetrained and do not shed! So I love you muah!

Things I love about myself …..

1. I am totally content with myself – dont need any one else to keep me entertained

2. I am 50 which means I can happily get out of doing anything I dont want to – by blaming it on my aged brain cells ( I forgot ) or my aging bones (yaar budhi hoon main, nahin kar paati)

3. I love my own cooking

Chota parivaar, sukhi parivaar

People I tag

1. Monika
2. Tikuli
3. Reema
4. Pixie
5. Addy

THE SECOND AWARD, MY VERY FAVORITE

Given by IHM for marching to my own drummer and doing my own thing and seeing what I chose to see and not stuff right in front of my nose … or as in this case – my laptop monitor.

IHM wanted us to guess what she saw on a tree that made her laugh and posted the photo. Dammit, I am old and my eyesight is weak and failing

Theatrical sigh and dramatically staggering footsteps ~~~~

Ab mujhey nahin dikha na – so I guessed.

Psst! Even offered to bribe her

So she gave me this award as a consolation prize!

Now I can ring up M Night Shyamalan and whisper eerily ” I see dead people just what I want to see, even if it ain’t there”

I think I have a promising career ahead of me

Mera award shaward

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Snazzy aint it?  Thanks Pal

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It gives me more sophistication than I have gathered in my half a century on the planet. 

On a baser note, I watched The Secret for the umpteenth time last night, trying to figure out how to manifest untold wealth, rubies and emeralds as large Cadbury Nutties and diamonds of the size of decent Ferroro Rochers.  The Secret, sad to say, escapes me.

So my status message henceforth shall be

HAIL OH UNIVERSE! 

I wanna manifest untold goodies, not to forget a Mercedes Benz S Class, a few crores of rupees, gizmos (not to forget a 50 inch plasma screen) so on and so forth.  Tell me how!

Dammit the Universe aint listening!!!!

Sigh, better do my duty towards the award

I henceforth pass it on to

The Walkerman : for doing the trudge which so impressed me.  I never thought he would manage to complete it

Taposh : for his thoughtful insights on the country and the world around us in cartoon form

Brainstuck : Check out his cartoons, they’re awesome

Kinnari Comics : Awesome artwork, updated each Thursday and is free!

After Pack Up : Movie gossip - Some of the sassy entries are written by me.  I know I know, shameless self plug, but could not resist! Gave ya links you did not have didnt I, so be happy!