If Life is a Bowl of Cherries – What Am I Doing in the Pits? Erma Bombeck said that and she is darn right as far as I am concerned. I never knew of this author until a few readers of my blog pointed out that I have a similar sense of humor. I dunno. [...]

    Snazzy aint it?  Thanks Pal It gives me more sophistication than I have gathered in my half a century on the planet.  On a baser note, I watched The Secret for the umpteenth time last night, trying to figure out how to manifest untold wealth, rubies and emeralds as large Cadbury Nutties and [...]

Best Picture : Slumdog Directing : Slumdog Music (Song) : Slumdog Music (Score) : Slumdog Film Editing : Slumdog Sound Mixing : Slumdog Cinematography : Slumdog Writing (Screenplay) : Slumdog As they say in Punjabi : Rabji deonda hai teh chappar phar kar Translation : When God gives, the bounty tears up the thatched roof [...]

As a kid I wanted to be a model when I grew up.  The brothers I grew up with rolled on the dirt floor, laughed their stupid guts out and promptly made me a crown of guava leaves with which they crowned me and called me AJOOBA …. which means “Unique” if you are kind, [...]

  Yeah, the drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell, the swank rolls royce, the money, and slowly walks in a fade out shot into the sunset on the beach. I’ve been awarded – now am ringing up the Powers – in – charge for the rest of the stuff. Just kidding! Seriously people, I wrote my [...]