This was the picture
My caption :
“Damn! Look at his beer belly,
I’ll pass”
My trophy
Caption Win
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Tag Archives: Award
The cherry award and the twisted one!
If Life is a Bowl of Cherries -
What Am I Doing in the Pits?
Erma Bombeck said that and she is darn right as far as I am concerned. I never knew of this author until a few readers of my blog pointed out that I have a similar sense of humor. I dunno. Mebbe we went through the same shit …I certainly found a kindred soul in her work, that is for sure!
Consider this one :-
I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he is recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday
The lady makes sense!
Now back to the award
Rules
1. Thank the person that gave this to you
2. Copy the award and put it on your blog.
3. List 3 things you love about yourself
4. Post a picture you love (e.g a person you adore etc.)
5. Tag 5 people you wish to pass this award on to
Thanks a lot Ramit! And yes bald guys are sexy, they are housetrained and do not shed! So I love you muah!
Things I love about myself …..
1. I am totally content with myself – dont need any one else to keep me entertained
2. I am 50 which means I can happily get out of doing anything I dont want to – by blaming it on my aged brain cells ( I forgot ) or my aging bones (yaar budhi hoon main, nahin kar paati)
3. I love my own cooking
Chota parivaar, sukhi parivaar
People I tag
1. Monika
2. Tikuli
3. Reema
4. Pixie
5. Addy
THE SECOND AWARD, MY VERY FAVORITE
Given by IHM for marching to my own drummer and doing my own thing and seeing what I chose to see and not stuff right in front of my nose … or as in this case – my laptop monitor.
IHM wanted us to guess what she saw on a tree that made her laugh and posted the photo. Dammit, I am old and my eyesight is weak and failing
Theatrical sigh and dramatically staggering footsteps ~~~~
Ab mujhey nahin dikha na – so I guessed.
Psst! Even offered to bribe her
So she gave me this award as a consolation prize!
Now I can ring up M Night Shyamalan and whisper eerily ” I see dead people just what I want to see, even if it ain’t there”
I think I have a promising career ahead of me
Vote for me please
Request your keemti vote please!
Now like a politician I am asking for a vote. Will not promise to set anything right in the country ……
Would actually laugh or rant! Ah the foibles and quirks of humanity ….
But I appeal to the goodness of your heart and
I appeal out of the right granted to me as an entertainer
Made you laugh – didn’t I?
So now please hotfoot to the link below
http://multivote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/21900
Scroll down to section 14
Unhunh!!! You scrolled too fast
Now scroll upwards – slowly
That’s right! Section 14 is for best design
Ignore every one of the wonderful blogs there …..
Click on Weaving a Web
Thank you very much!!!!!
Bloggie Love
There is a saying in Hindi which doesnt come through so well when translated “Bhagwan jab deta hai, chappar phar ke deta hai” or When God gives – the bounty breaks the thatched roof. I guess in these times when the roofs are cemented, the bounty breaks the doors and cracks window panes and pours in. Freya thinks that I am a Certified Honest Blogger. Oh wow! This is a first. People have always waggled fingers and brows at me and told me that I am “Certified” ….. as in a mental case. Thank you Freya. You simply don’t know how much this means to me. Apart from the office where I’ve fooled them into believing that I am good and responsible, no one in real life has. The net is wonderful.
I would like to pass this on to
Roop : This is one crusader whose sincerity shines
The Mad Momma : She is a firebrand, seriously you got to read her to believe it
The Indian Homemaker : Lady I salute you
The Quirky Indian : He has a lovely informative blog and he complains that I make him think …. here is another one
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What can I say, I am popular I guess. The gracious and gentle Indian Homemaker has given me a gold card. Now this is one card I can not bust or max out. Thank you lovely lady.
I agree that we are going through intolerant times and bigotry, hate and violence seem to be invading our lives in various ways. I hate bigotry and small mindedness. People who visit my blog know this about me. I pass this award to each and every reader of my blog (yes even the lurkers) who are with me and agree that caste, colour, religion, nationality, regionality are just geographical, and should remain just that. We are humans and belong to this lovely planet. More importantly, we are minds and souls that connect via this wonderful medium of the internet. Let us please open our minds and hearts, forget the egos and other stuff that stops us from connecting with each other.
Award Shaward
Yayy, I am considered brilliant even though I write corny posts about my little son applauding me in a restaurant for my impeccable toilet manners.
Thank you Itchy
Now being unused to the Oscar kinda thing, I do not have a long list of people who I can thank for making this award possible, but will honour this award by following the rules which are
- When you recieve the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who has given it to you, and link them back
- Choose a minimum of 7 blogs (or even more) that you find brilliant in their content or design.
- Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing they were prized with ‘Brilliant Weblog’
- Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you give the prize (optional).
- I pass the candy forward to :
I have seen pics of Itchy’s lovely twin boys but not hers. More importantly have sensed her mind – and it is very attractive. So guys please read her blog too