Turns out men start searching early for it, but never find it!!!!!!

Flashback to dinner table at home some time ago ….

Kid#2 : Mom what’s a ‘G’ Spot

Kid#1 : Blank expression

Me : (faintly as I recover from trying to swallow my own tongue) Ummm why do you ask

Kid#2 : Because I want to know … duh !!!

Me : Looking at Kid #1 for rescue while he tries to look deeply interested in a TV commercial : Ummm,…….. uhunh,………… lemme see …….. how shall I put it ……….

Kid #2 : Is it a place or something …. you know like Bermuda Triangle ?

Me : Giggle …… yeah I guess it is ….. giggle

Kid #2 : Bhai, do you know where it is ?

Kid #1 : (indignantly) No I don’t!!!!

Kid #2 : I’ll mail Dad and ask. He ought to know

Me : My dear son, your father knows just as much as you do about it.

Kid #2 : I know nothing about it

Me : (With a smirk) Exactly

Kid #1 : Ma, kab sudharogi ???? (When will you behave)

Both of them exchange glances, eye rolls and shoulder shrugs

Subject dropped