Indyeah gave me rave reviews on her blog!  Thanks girl!!!! And she tagged me to think like a man; and compile a wishlist of the lovely ladies I would eye lustfully lovingly. Well I know how men think!  I have two sons who are frank and think I am buddy.  They say anything in front [...]

Dontcha just love her?   Like A.R. Rehman she never goes stale ……. 1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.    2.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.    3..Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.    4. [...]

This post is inspired by The Indian Home-maker Thanks IHM for defining bitch for me : Babe In Total Control of Herself As someone who is slowly evolving into a Maxine kind of female, I think I can safely say that I am a card carrying proud member of the fraternity sisterhood of B.I.T.C.H., and [...]

Maxine is soooo me …. or rather someone I am growing into – and am quite proud of the fact.  I love her – just because she liberated us women from being sweet old granma’s baking stuff or stirring extra almonds into the kheer for their self absorbed children or spoilt grandchildren. Maxine is a [...]

The doctors refuse to let me join the work-force as yet.  So I am stuck at home, thank God for my laptop and the internet.  So I guess I will sit and seriously think on how to bring about world peace.  I know, I know!  I need to get myself a life!  Till then please [...]

I have got inspired.  I read two most hilarious blog posts on menstruation, one by a woman, and the other is a male view point on the subject.  Thanks Sue for pointing me in the right direction.  There is no doubt that men got lucky in this department.  The don’t have these rites of passage [...]

Yeah, I shamelessly “got inspired” by the famous “I see dead people” line. WARNING!!! THIS POST IS NOT FOR THE MEALY MOUTHED AND FAINT HEARTED I love my children. I swear I do – even though I sometimes question my own sanity and also the wisdom of the three of us let loose on the [...]

I am famous.  I have talked about the G-spot, I have talked about cleavages in my blog, and guess what, I’ve become a porn rock star.  The post about the g-spot got over a thousand hits, and the one about cleavages might get to that score one day.  All that fancy education, graduation, post graduation, MBA [...]

This is a post my parents would not approve of – but they are not in this plane now.  This is also a post my sons wont approve of – but since I have a history of embarassing them, one more wont hurt them.  I told ya fellas, not to read Ma’s blog.  If you [...]

This is in response to a whole lot of people who want “frandsip” with me on Orkut and also the innumerable times I have had to field questions like “How do you manage ….?, don’t you feel ummmm lonely?” Yes I want frandsip from all of you perverts who think that I have joined Orkut [...]