By Kid#1
Yamraj “You were to get fifteen souls, why did you come back with only five?”
Yamdoot “Don’t blame me. Blame the U.P.A. and the inflation. People don’t even go for drives because they worried about the petrol prices.”
Yamraj “Hmmm. This government needs to be set right. I’ll go and possess Arnab Goswami.”
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THE ESCAPE
He loved her madly, she reminded him of a hummingbird, small, full of life. He was scared she would fly away. He tried to clip her wings, with frowns, by imposing boundaries. Every unkind word, every restraint cut into her soul. One day she broke free, they called it suicide, but he knew the truth.
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MOM’S GIFT
He unpacked the parcel.
“What did your mother send you?” she asked
“A pullover” he said, unfolding it and shaking out the tissue
“It’s so huge” she laughed
He just smiled quietly. After she left he wore it and snuggled by the heater blissfully, reliving the childhood feeling of being cuddled in his mother’s lap.
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A VAMPIRIC LOVE AFFAIR
“I wish we’d met earlier, I was gorgeous then” she complained, her soft lips pouting
“I’m glad we did not, your beauty could kill me” he said, drawing her into his arms.
“How much do you love me?”
“I’d die for you” he said smitten.
Her fangs dug into his throat … and he did.
She was marrying his childhood buddy. He felt abandoned and angry.
He made them a perfect gift. He built a box with cardboard and glue, neat compartments; one large one for the brinjal and four small for the onion, tomato, green chilli and coriander.
They were making bharta of their life – so why not?
Ignoring her, they gathered in a corner sipping their chai, envy making them bond in bitchiness. Desperately they hunted for flaws in her life. Why did she have everything, rich husband, young lover, and perfect kids? How did she manage to remain slim and wrinkle free?
How dare she highlight their flaws by showing up?
