WARNING : SPOILERS AHEAD! I don’t know what Yash Raj movies wanted to say, and I dont know why they wanted to say either!  I think this movie had a poor script and even worse casting. It is about these three very “with it” dudes studying in New York. As it happens in Indian movies, [...]

I dont know how much spam you all get on your blogs! On a good day I get 250 approx!  One a slow day about a hundred! You can call me crazy, but I check out each and every one before deleting, because some friend or fellow blogger may have commented and the spam filter [...]

1.  You have to stare hard at the fan to confirm that its working, since it does not produce cool breeze at full speed 2.  When you start seriously wondering if you should apply a paste made of mint and coriander on your face before cooking for the cool effect (I am sure it will [...]

Oh, I Wish I’d Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I’d looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I’d looked after me tits. ‘Cos now I’m much older and gravity’s winning. [...]

I am in a funk! Once not so long ago, in an attempt to make sense out of my life …. remember I don’t plan and just meander through life?, well in an attempt to make sense out of my life I started learning astrology. Astrology is just as cheerfully vague as me, so I [...]

The only time the Phoenix family has with each other is at the dining table at night.  Normally there are two boys each equipped with a PSP playing some intense game and totally incommunicado because they have head phones attached to their heads.  I swear I am so used to saying absolutely insulting things about them [...]

So I did a list for you boys …. and you all went drool!  Well honestly the post and the bevy of hotties awakened the bi in me.  But I am a die hard hetero I love em all, the browns, the whites, the blacks and the Chinks.  I dont discriminate.   Young guys, older guys, [...]

Indyeah gave me rave reviews on her blog!  Thanks girl!!!! And she tagged me to think like a man; and compile a wishlist of the lovely ladies I would eye lustfully lovingly. Well I know how men think!  I have two sons who are frank and think I am buddy.  They say anything in front [...]

Did you know that styes can be cured by drinking dandelion tea? Funny, all Ithought dandelions were used for was to blow them into other kids faces to piss them off! Or that there is a place in Sydney called Madonna’s Bra? You got to hand it to the Aussies.  Anything and everything has to [...]

Indian Home Maker posted a blog post on a conversation she heard at a beauty parlour.  The ladies were talking about a man beating up his pregnant wife while the wife’s brother stood out in the balcony. It really disturbed me.  No not because the man was behaving like a beast and a coward, and the [...]