We are like this only

Once upon a time, somewhere in Rural India lived a family. The Head of the Family had four wives and lots and lots of children. The girls were of course a total loss so for the interest of the story, the HOF had two sons, who were called Ram and Lakhan. The rurals are not too original. I can point out a whole lot of farming families that have sons named Ram, Lakshman, Bharat and Shatrughan or variations thereof. Of course if they have more sons, the Pandava names are roped in and once in a while a dark coloured chap is named Krishna or Gopala. However, I digress.

Lakhan is no. 16 offspring and was born to the number three wife when many of his elder sisters were already married. He has spent his entire life being bullied by his elder sisters, his mothers and also his brother’s wife. He was married off to someone from his sister-in-law’s family which puffed her up a lot, much to the disgust of his sisters. Well, in a few years he had his first son. The rurals do not count the daughters any way, (he has two of them). He works as the photocopier cum dispatch clerk at my work place. He took two weeks leave for the celebrations in April. He came back very disturbed. Apparently his sisters consulted some astrologer who predicted a grim fate for his son Rameshwar (LOL, love the name – so original).

A pooja had to be performed which required a list of 57 items. I wish I had copied the list – which was very impressive. Some of the items were

Soil trodden by the left foot of an elephant
Urine of a white buffalo
Broken bangle of a freshly made widow
Soil from the courtyard of a living churail (living female ghost)
Surf from the ocean
Banyan tree root from a chauraha (four way intersection)

These I can remember because they sounded crazy and impossible. I had a bet with another colleague (Rs.500/-) that this list could not be completed. I was sure the sisters had played a prank because they wanted to make mischief for the sister-in-laws. Well, it took our Lakhan 8 months to get the list completed, and he did. He even found a living churail! This can happen only in India!

The story of the living churail is interesting. Apparently a man had lost his wife. He dearly loved her and mourned her deeply. He refused to get married again. After a few months, his family started noticing that though the man was happy, he was wasting away. His sister-in-laws kept a close watch on him. When he went to sleep in the night, they saw someone enter his room. They peeked in and saw their dead sister in law! They freaked and ran to report to their husbands. The panchayat was called and a priest was consulted. The priest said, “When the churail comes to visit her husband, her clothes have to be burnt, otherwise he will die”. The man was quite reluctant, but ultimately gave in. One night when the woman came and got into bed with him, he threw her clothes out to the waiting ladies and the pujari who promptly burnt them.

Well, as per Lakhan, he visited this village, asked for directions to the “Churail ka ghar”, went and knocked the door. He sought her permission, explaining his problem. She graciously granted the permission, stood watching as he dug some soil from her courtyard, while rocking her son in her lap.

All I can say is WOW!!! Welcome to the 21st century!

The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga – a Review

To begin, I have completely decided that I am not going to hire a driver as long as my reflexes and my eyes work.  No, I dont want a Balram to drive me around and some day slit my throat with a broken bottle of Black Dog.  I’d rather live and enjoy the alcohol.  That said and done, I did not like the book.  It was superficial.  

Balram Halwai comes from Bihar (‘the darkness’), goes on to chase his goals of better livelihood,  better opportunities etc,.  And, that takes him to Dhanbad, Gurgaon and finally Bangalore.  He grows up from a child scared of lizards studying in a village school to a coalbreaker in a tea stall to a driver ( Dhanbad and Maruti 800)  to a much accomplished chauffeur (since he moves to Gurgaon and Honda City) and finally an accomplished entrepreneur in the business of running the cabs for the usual suspects – the call centre companies in Bangalore.  Along the way, he slits the throat of his boss, bribes the officials for his progress,  helps his landlady to run away from her own home (unwittingly, may be).   But does the character grow?  There is no childlike innocence, there is no sense of bonding with his brother.  Its a detached resentful sarcastic adult narrating the story.  Another thing I did not understand : Do people (real people) discuss everything in a car with drivers driving it?  I think not ….., that did not work for me.

Some insights are priceless : the rampant corruption depicted beautifully, the sarcastic Balram Halwai’s observations on India Shining and his quibble about the number of Gods and Goddesses arses he has to kiss, and of course his brilliant analysis of “The Rooster Coup syndrome” which keeps servants faithful to their masters.  In the markets in New Delhi, hens and roosters are stuffed into wire cages where they spend their days pecking and shitting on each other fighting just to breathe. According to Balram, it’s the same for the poor of India. They are so busy fighting among each other for the chance to breathe that they will never be able to escape their cages.  The threat of violence against their families if they misbehave is a factor as well. 

So it took him extraordinary courage to become the White Tiger and slit Mr. Ashok’s throat for a red bag full of money – his start up to become a succesful entrepreuner.

My verdict : The book is raw, stark and excellent to read.  It goes straight for the kill.  In the very first chapter he says “Eight months later I killed Ashok Sir” – just like that.

It is not a book I would read again – better borrowed than bought.

Bored

I started writing this post when I was completely lethally bored.  My kids are out of town …. the @#$&% did not ring me up even once to inform me that they had reached safely Humph!  My boss aka Mogambo is so busy, he has completely forgotten the existence of one lonely number cruncher in the corner cabin (Man! I sound as though I actually miss being given work – I really need to get myself a life!!!) 

Out of sheer desperation and boredom I googled BORED and I got a list of questions – insane ones on this site.  Thank you internet, if it wasnt for you I would have remarried and knowing my totally suicidal taste for unsuitable but charming rogues, I would have been miserable.

Am spending the rest of the afternoon trying to answer the questions – and what do you know, being paid for it          :D

My answers are in italics.  If you are bored and wondering what to do – you can try attempt them.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
Ummm, I dont think so ….

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Ewwwwww

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Hahaha, The French would commit suicide first!

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
I dont know – I never wait, simply go for the kill

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
No shit – cracked termite infested door – any body?  Lets make a crank call and get it replaced

Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
I dont think so – what do you say?

“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
You know those baby blue butterfly shaped ones … or pink glittery ones??? Ahh I give up!

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
What are you trying to do, make me faint?

Are marbles made of marble? 
Nah! Glass ( I think)

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
I dont know – some obscure rule of Physics I guess

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
In the interest of fairness, one should!

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Ummm, pass

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Not me dammit, that was one hell of a kinky person!

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there … I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
See the answer above

Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
I agree

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
The dharmik mafia will kill me if I answer that

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
You tell me!!

Can you get cornered in a round room? 
I guess one gets rounded in a round room – shit I’m getting confused here

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Mommy

Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Oh wow! Kitne velley hain hum

In that song, she’ll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Take your pick – Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruize, Katrina Kaif …….

Wouldn’t it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
We would eat the envelopes and never post them!

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Hahahaha

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
This one is profound

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
You know something, this has always bugged me!

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Yeah!!!

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
This is one question I never thought of asking!

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?
Yes Indeed

There are so many more over there – but I am not bored any more – so back to work for me!

Ciao :D

It is the farewell kiss, you dog

Did he really say that?  The Iraqi journalist who flung his shoes at the US President?  May be he said

Here’s your Christmas Gift – you’re hot.  

Considering the recession – he might have been worried that the poor President Bush who’s just lost his job may not be able to afford a good pair of shoes.  So he was spreading Christmas cheer.

What impressed me was the agility with which Bush ducked the shoes.  Oh boy, he gave me an insight into his domestic life.  He is such a bumbler …. the Missus must be throwing things at him daily.  And then, if you watch his expression clearly, he smirked!!!  It was as though he said “You missed Stoopid!!!”

The famous American Security that surrounded the President took its own sweet time getting into the act.  Someone should have told them – Hey, its not the guy’s wife throwing cutlery at him, this is a foreign country and its a diplomatic incident …. accident … whatever

Bush being shoed

The fallout of the incident :-

Bush can actually forge a career based on his smirky quick reflexes

The Iraqi gave him the shoe, the Americans gave him the boot.  These commonalities will help both countries forge stronger cultural ties in years to come.

Terrorists will be complaining to TERROR GOD why the inspiration to put grenades in shoes to be flung at Presidents was not bestowed on them

The manufacturers of that brand of size 10 shoes will be thinking of the catchline to advertise their product with.

The Iraqi journalist will have sharp shooters ring him up and give him helpful tips on how to not miss the next time.

As for me …. the footage made my day LOL. Tcha!!! Why’d he miss?

Why do you blog?

Why do you blog?

Because I have so much to say – and no one to hear me out.

That’s bullshit
It may be bullshit but its true

I’ve read your blog – and its not the true you
Uhuh?

In any case – its only 3% of you. Oh okay, may be 45% of you. Its kind of unreal.
Oh hey – what do you want me to do – list the moles I have on my body or blog about the many times we go visit the loo i.e. me and the others in my family?

Don’t you have a life other than this blogging?
Hmmm wonder if someone asked Shakespeare this question?

So you think you are Shakespeare haan?
I write in a different genre

I think it gives you a faltu type ego, and is making you turn fake.
WTF!!!! Fake???????

Editor’s Note :Well, there might be some grain of truth in the objector …… and I do promise to myself that I will live in real time too.However that said and done, I wonder why this had to surface after the award?

My question to others on blogosphere : Do you feel that we live too much in the virtual world and turn fake for the people who know us in real time?

The winner takes it all

 

Yeah, the drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell, the swank rolls royce, the money, and slowly walks in a fade out shot into the sunset on the beach.

I’ve been awarded – now am ringing up the Powers – in – charge for the rest of the stuff.

Just kidding!

Seriously people, I wrote my post from the heart

http://www.phoenixritu.com/2008/07/07/the-tyranny-of-being-a-mother-in-law/

I love the little woman who makes my son so happy.  No its not a perfect relationship – which relationship is?  Its a work-in-progress kind of relationship, but you know what – its a positive and loving one.  At the end of the day, that is all that matters – truly.

Wish others would also look at mother-in-law/daughter in law relationships this way.

Fashion vs Winters

DIL : I want to be warm this winter

Me : (Hiding my grin – at least trying to) There are seven weddings along with various functions.

DIL : I am going to wrap myself with lots of warm clothing.

I raise my eyebrows, but say nothing.  I swear I could feel the earth tilt a bit on its axis.  My impeccably turned out DIL wrapping herself up in shawls and sweaters at weddings and other parties!!!  That would be a sight to see…

Kid#1 and Kid#2 decided to humour her and accompanied her to shop for “sensible party wear”.  Mercifully, I am deemed still weak from surgery and did not get roped in.  They were out all evening, yes, from 4 p.m. to 11 p.m. and came back with just two shopping bags

Lady Fashionista went and got herself footwear!

“I can wear it with salwar kameez.  It wont look too bad will it?  Please tell me”

She was looking so anxious.  For her comfort means unfashionable and she would die rather than be comfortable as opposed to trendy!  I quickly assured her “They are really good, and practical too.  After the wedding you can wear them with your office clothes too”

Of course I could not shut my big trap up.  I added “If you wear warm socks and then wear these shoes, the socks wont show”.  OMG the look she gave me!!! Pheww!  I think I did myself in with those words.

Kid#2 tried to distract her by showing me the other one “Look what Bhabhi got to wear on the shaadi with her saree

Yeah we will die if we look comfortable instead of classy.

 

I rest my case

Mera Bharat, My India

There are many Indias, each one of them so different – its a wonder how all of them blend, at times seamlessly, at times the joints show.   I feel that they can be categorised as such 

THE COOL, HIP INDIA

This is the entire lot of the English speaking Indians.  These are the people who have studied in English medium schools, have travelled abroad, have used, or are familiar with Versace, Dior and Gucci.  Know of cuisines other than our Indian ones – and that includes tadka wala Chinese.  This lot loves Hollywood movies and English music.  Karan Johar and Yash Raj make films on them.  This is the lot that is working itself into an anger against politicians after the Mumbai terrorist attack.  Unfortunately this is just a small percentage of India.  Therefore what the news channels are hyping as revolution is not going to make a huge difference to this country.

 

THE WANNABES

These Indians are beautifully depicted in Oye Lucky!Lucky Oye!  These people live urban areas too, are found in metros as well as small towns.  They study in Hindi or vernacular medium schools, work as sales people, support staff to the cool Indians, uphold the Indian culture and morality strongly (which they feel these cool indians have forgotten).  They strongly envy the Cool Indians but also disapprove of them.  Given a chance, though, they would love to be them.  They will empathise with the cool Indians, but only up to a point.  At some level they are scared of the cool Indians, who have more money, better connections – in short, more power.  

 

RURAL INDIA

This is honestly another country in itself.  They hate the Cool India, they laugh at the Wannabes.  They think they are the true India.  They think we – the urban India – are “bahut bade Chu……”, and now that I have cooled down, I realise that the asshole Naqvi was actually talking to his vote bank among them.  They are shown in their gritty reality in the movie Omkara

Now the point is, if we want a change to happen in this country – all these three have to be in sync.  That, dear readers, is something that requires a lot of effort, a lot of change.  

Is it possible within this lifetime?

I leave you to read this blog and think

Crime Files IX (Revised)

I was not satisfied with the ending of that story, was upset since I knew someone who died in the Mumbai Taj that horrible night.  Anyway I sat down and revised it.  Request feedback please

 

The passenger seats of the Qualis were so designed that the passengers faced each other.  Meenal glared at Vipin and took over, trying to reassure Tara Desai. 

 

Tara ji, please, can I call you Taraji.  We are not kidnappers, we are doctors.  Vipin is a cardiologist and I am Dr. Meenal, a psychiatrist.  We want to help you and your husband.

 

Tara looked around.  There was a driver and a security man in the front seat of the car.  Vipin was sitting next to her and  this lady who said she was a doctor was sitting opposite her.  She was sobbing bitterly. Vipin handed her a box of tissues and instructed the driver

 

Outer Circle ke chakkar lete raho

 

I don’t know what to say

 

Vipin just said “Madam please read the file”

 

She tried to control herself and read the file.  It contained reactions of readers of Shirish’s novels and also the opinions of their loved ones.  Fresh tears broke out.  She was a timid person, easily bullied by people stronger than her. 

 

What can I say?  What do I do?

 

Can you tell us exactly what is your husband suffering from?  What does your doctor say? , Meenal asked gently

 

We have a GP, a family doctor.  He says Shrish is overstressed and needs to stop writing.  Ashwin, my brother is his agent.  He does not agree.  Shirish wants to keep writing.  He gets violent when I try to stop him.  Yesterday night he turned violent while writing.

 

“You say he turned violent”, asked Meenal taking Tara‘s hands in hers.  ”Tell me”

 

Tara started speaking.  She had a lot bottled inside her.  She spoke her heart out, her worries, her concern for her husband, her fear, her pain at watching Shirish deteriorate, her anger that her brother did not share her emotion.

 

Meenal said “Taraji, I have some colleagues in NIMHANS.  I would like your husband to be brought to the hospital and we can take care of him.  He will be safe there”.

 

He never will, and Ashwin won’t let him

 

“You have to try”, said Vipin firmly, as he instructed the driver to drive to the Café.  ”If you can get through to him, he will remain a historical writer of repute, otherwise he will be known as a mad man with dangerous powers”.

 

Meenal said angrily “Vipin”

He was relentless.  ”Madam what does he get, some kind of sick pleasure by messing with the brains of the people who read his books?”

 

Tara got very angry.  ”You don’t know Shirish.  He was shy, quiet, a thorough gentleman, and then …….. 

 

What happened?  Tell us more. 

 

“I have to go home” she said, shaking her head, “My husband is not well”

 

Vipin said firmly,

 

“Madam tell your driver to follow our car, we will accompany you to your home” and when she looked unsure, he added “You can tell anyone who asks that we are fans”

 

Tara looked at them pleadingly and whispered “He says he hears people who force him to write their stories.  Once I took away all the writing material and he nearly killed himself”

 

Meenal looked worried.  She said “Madam, Hearing voices is considered by clinical psychiatry as an auditory hallucination and as a symptom of conditions such as schizophrenic disorders, manic depression and psychosis. I am surprised that a competent psychiatrist was not called in to treat your husband” 

 

Tara looked cornered.  She spoke “My brother and the doctor told me it was stress”

 

Meenal said  ”I understand Taraji. Hearing voices can be a very disturbing experience, both for the person who hears voices and family and friends .  Moreover, it appears that your husband feels the voices he hears have control over him.  It can be a stressful experience coping with such a patient, not to mention dangerous for the patient can attack his care-givers”.

 

She then added, “I have informed the doctors at NIMHANS and they are apprehensive that your husband may harm himself and others.  We request you to kindly give us permission to take him to the hospital where he will be safe and get proper treatment”.

 

Day 4, 8 p.m., Desai Residence

 

It was a simply constructed double storey house, noted Vipin, as then entered. 

 

Tara asked a servant “Bhai Sahib kahan hain?”

 

“Bahar gaye hain” was the reply

 

Meenal exchanged surprised looks with Vipin – this woman asked for her brother, not her husband who was ill.

 

Tara” came a querulous voice from somewhere in the first floor.

 

“Coming Shirish” she answered.  ”I’ll be up in a moment”.

 

A thin, pale bespectacled man came to the stairs limping.  He started coming down blinking curiously at the new faces.

 

Kaun hai?  Tara, where were you? 

 

Tara was trembling by now.  She said quickly, “I had gone to the mandir.  I have brought you Prasad.  I thought I would bring it up with your dinner”

 

Shirish was looking at Meenal and Vipin, as he limped down the stairs into the hall.  Vipin walked up to the author and introduced himself

 

“Sir, I am Dr. Vipin Chaddha and this is Dr. Meenal Vashisht.  It is a pleasure to meet you.  My Didi is a very big fan of yours”.

 

Shirish limped to the sofa and sat down inviting them to sit with a gesture.  Meenal sat down quietly to observe.  She did not approve of the steps Vipin was taking, but both Vipin and the minister were angry at what had happened.  Moreover, the SHO of Noida had been contacted on the phone.  The man was frustrated and angry.  He went far enough to say dire things about JAADU-TONA, which had freaked the minister’s mother who was now getting the house purified by tantrics.  She could understand why he was being pushy, though she felt uncomfortable.

 

All human beings are superstitious, even if they profess to be rational and scientific.  She could not give a rationale explanation for what had occurred in Noida and Panchkula.  The man looked weak and bookish. His writing had proved powerful beyond the rational world!

 

Vipin had started a polite conversation about the Desai books and the author’s fascination with Rajasthan. The living room was full of paintings and knick knacks from Rajasthan.  Shirish was smiling gently as he said

 

“My wife painted some scenes for my books.  We got the original paintings framed and they are hanging here”

 

There was a pause as tea was served.  Vipin asked

 

I hear you are not well.  The stress of writing is getting to you?

 

Desai carefully put his tea cup down and said in a stronger voice “There is no stress in writing”

 

Ashwin burst into the room in anger.  He had been shocked when he saw the ministerial Qualis parked outside.  Someone was invading what he considered his turf and meal ticket.  He shouted

 

“Shirish these people have come to take you away.  These people will not let you write.  They will lock you up and keep you away from your work!”

 

The writer reacted with astonishing speed.  He sprang up and ran to the wall that was adorned with an antique sword and shield and ripped them off.  His stance was catlike, of a person who was an adept fighter.

 

Tara screamed “Shiirriiiiiiiiiiiish”!  Ashwin don’t do this.  They only want to help!

 

Vipin yelled “Meenal, take her out with you”

 

Ashwin continued to add fuel to fire

 

“Every one thinks you are mad, Shirish.  Look even my sister, your wife thinks you are mad.  No one recognizes how brilliant you are.  Even Tara …. Your darling wife got these doctors here to take you away!”

 

Meenal did not wait a second, she half dragged, half pulled Tara to the living room door.  The author was screaming filthy abuses at the top of his voice, and when he saw that his wife was escaping, he started throwing things at her, the tray, tea cups, snack bowls, decoration pieces.  A brass artifact hit Tara on her back and she fell.  Meenal ducked, escaping being hit by the edge of a tray and the terrified women crawled out into the porch.

 

The gunman and driver along with the policemen were looking towards the house.  When they saw the servants and the women flee, they jumped into action.  Meenal shouted after them,

 

Stop that man, Ashwin.  Bring Mrs. Desai’s brother out.  Bring all of them out safely.  We can help Mr. Desai

 

The men did not stop to listen and they rushed in.  The minister’s brother in law was inside and no one wanted to face the minister’s anger in case something happened to him.

 

Tara was totally shell-shocked and sat down crosslegged in the grass.  Meenal looked at the house, from where they could hear sounds of metal clinking and crashing furniture. 

 

Tara started chanting softly “Please God, Please God, Please God ………., Please God make them stop.  Don’t hurt him. He is not well”

 

Vipin was scared.  The tired mild looking bookish man had transformed in front of his eyes into a lethal warrior, holding a shield in one hand and throwing whatever he could at his wife.  . Even his injury did not hamper the agility he was displaying.  Vipin quickly crouched behind the sofa.  He could hear that idiot Ashwin whipping the writer into greater fury.

 

What happened next was totally unexpected.  Goaded into extreme fury the writer bit his own arm, and started licking the blood.  It drove him over the edge.  Picking up the sword he started thrusting and slashing any and every thing that came in front of him, the curtains, the walls, the windows.  Splinters of wood, shards of glass started flying all over the room.

 

Vipin raised his head, wondering if he should flee or stay and try to overpower the man.  He saw Ashwin walk towards Shirish, still talking, trying to control him

 

“Only I could see your genius.  No one else has ever understood you.  You have to write your stories.  Forget every one, Shirish.  You and I will go away from here.  You can keep writing and I will get your stories printed for the world to read”

 

The man stood swaying on his feet, licking his own blood from his lips.  His eyes were wild and his hair and shirt wet with sweat.  His lips parted in a horribly demented grin and he thrust his sword into his agent’s body.  Ashwin screamed in pain.  That seemed to goad Shirish even more.  He pulled out the sword and thrust it again into the man.

 

There was blood all over.  The cops and his driver and gunman rushed into the room.  Shirish roared with anger and started wielding the sword like an adept. 

Sahib, stay away! Ordered the gunman as he took out his pistol.

Abbey, goli mat marna, yelled Vipin as he pulled down the curtain which was torn by the sword.  

He had some vague plan of trying to catch the sword with the curtain.  The man laughed mockingly and threw a painting at Vipin, who got cut  by the glass pane.  Vipin screamed as he saw Shirish run out of the house – Usko roka, stop him!

Meenal screamed with horror when she saw the writer, covered with blood and armed with a sword emerge from the house.   She pulled Tara up and fled.  They were in the unlit part of the garden, but the gate was too far away.  Tara was looking at her husband horror-struck.  He was laughing.  Before she could react, Meenal whispered “Shut up!” and gave her a shake.

He started casually walking in the lawn.  They could make out in the dim light that the blood was not his.  His bandage was slowly getting red, he was limping but that did not seem to bother him.  He was thrusting the sword into every flower pot, beheading every plant as he slowly approached them.  They shrank back into the hedge praying that he had not seen them.

In the doorway, the gunman took careful aim and shot at the writer’s leg.  The bullet hit its mark and the man collapsed.  Trembling with reaction and relief, Meenal dialed the hospital while the men overpowered the man and disarmed Shirish, and tied him up.  An ambulance was called and the writer was heavily sedated and sent off to NIMHANS.

 

Day 5, 9a.m., Chibber suite, Maurya Sheraton, Delhi, breakfast

 

Meenal was glaring at Vipin and Ramola, giving them a piece of her mind. 

 

“You two owe me big time.  I am a psychiatrist, not a leading character in a thriller.  I do not appreciate being in this situation.”

 

“Sorry Meenal Didi, but you do look after mad people, so I thought you would be okay with this” said Vipin with what he hoped was a winsome smile.

 

“I treat disturbed people, not mad men” said Meenal coldly

 

Ramola said softly ” Meenal Didi, we really appreciate your help”

 

Meenal smiled slightly mollified.  She mock threatened “You owe me big time, young man and I will collect”

 

Alpana said firmly “I am totally with Dr. Meenal, Vipin.  There was no need to do such herogiri”

 

Dee, I did not expect any danger.  We were just going to persuade the writer to agree to some mental exam, that is all.

 

AC was busy on the phone.  He looked up and said “Well, Mr. Desai has regained consciousness and has been given his laptop.  He can continue writing at the hospital.  Mrs. Desai has agreed to not get any further books published”

 

Mrs. Desai is also undergoing treatment.  The poor lady has been under a lot of stress.  The doctors say she is quite relieved right now.

 

What about the dead agent?  enquired Vipin

 

“Justice has been served” said the minister mysteriously.  

 

Ramola and Meenal looked confused.  Alpana shook her head and said ‘Don’t mind him.  He loves to feel important.  Just read the headlines in the paper”

“The renowned writer Shirish Desai, who was suffering some undisclosed illness had slipped from the stairs in his residence.  His agent and brother in law tried valiantly to stop his fall and met with serious injuries and died at the spot.  Mr. Desai is currently in hospital getting treated for his injuries”.

The newspaper went on to list the Desai books.

 

“You know, darling, you can become a writer yourself” said Alpana.

 

“I prefer being a Minister, my love.  Less dangerous”

 

Every one laughed and got busy with breakfast.  They were still eating when Ramola voiced what all were thinking but no one had said

 

“There are so many Desai books in the markets.  I wonder who they will affect next”